OldS chool Clan, under the tireless megaphone of Mortis the Mouth, staged what can only be described as a heroic friendly fire incident. Spartannn and Passha, armed with little more than a handful of troops and a surplus of free time, managed to topple their own teammate Magnus11 (know as Magnus the Mighty to his friends). Truly, history will remember this for the magnitude of the attack and the Old School teamwork.
Unfortunately, the victors were unable to plant the OldSchool flag — apparently etiquette frowns upon decorating your own clansman’s ruins. Mortis himself was unavailable for comment, having been relegated to the kiddie table at the grand banquet celebrating the clan’s monopoly on all three tournaments.
Meanwhile, Valik and Zeit were reportedly too exhausted to speak, having spent their energy polishing trophies . A round of applause, please, for OldSchool’s latest triumph: proving that betrayal can be just as effective as bravery.
Watch this space for further news as and when it happens.
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